Zonked 

When any normally respectable person is intoxicated by drink or drugs to the point where it affects ones appearance so that they look like a typical street urchin.

Dude, should have seen Joshua when we picked him up, he was so zonked, he was denied entry into tescos.

Zonked by DAVID DAVID TORRANCE November 21, 2011

Zonked 

1. Ridiculously tired.

2. Ridiculously stoned.

1. "I was zonked after I came home from work last night."

2. "Jim was fired because he came to work zonked. What a retard."

Zonked by KJ1o1 May 25, 2011

Zonked 

When you’re too high to say zooted, you say zonked

“I am soooo fucking zonked rn”

Zonked by The_semi stoner February 6, 2022

zonked 

Extremely intoxicated. Usually refers to alcohol intoxication but can also apply to marijuana or other drugs.

"Did you see that guy at the party? He was zonked!"

zonked by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

Zonked 

To do so much LSD (Acid) consecutively that you reach a point were you are a shell of your former self, completely devoid of personality and life, you have no reaction to any kind of stimulus. You are dead, but alive... You are Zonked.

Man I'm afraid this next time I trip I'm just gonna be like "Zonk" and then gone.. no more, just a shell.. completely zonked out of reality

Zonked by QP0N August 16, 2010

Zonked 

A level of being so high you cant lift the blunt up

Damn im zonked

Zonked by Coffleekid October 19, 2018

Zonked 

When you're so stoned that you're just completely out of it

"After the fourth blunt Jeremy was totally zonked"

Zonked by K wala September 14, 2014