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v. The act of smoking and consuming weed (the marijuana), drinking a decent to large quantity of alcohol (relative to the size of the persons consuming), and digesting two Adderall in the span of 2 hours. One may smoke or consume more marijuana to retain a high.

This act is mostly done at teenage parties and during school events. The effect slowly dies off over 15 hours.
Tyler: " Last night was crazy brah."
Michael: " Not shit, everyone was Zening like no there."
Tyler: " Crazy shit dude."
Zening by Lamptree June 21, 2010
Related Words
Zexing Zelingo Zening Zaxing zeeing Zelinger zeming zeqing zeting zeving

Zelinger 

A mystical, guarded person who takes tacit pride in sexual prowess yet understands the natural flow of the universe.

Originating from the Russian "Zel" meaning foreskin of an elephant, the Swahili "ing" meaning clitoris of a camel, and the American based "er" meaning emergency room.

Also referred to as a "Z"
"Nobody knows who that Zelinger gets with, but rumor has it he knows how to disco."

"Where is Michael? He's been acting like such a Zelinger lately, all he does is ponder life and disappear into thin air in clouds of assgas"
Zelinger by mystikman May 7, 2010
In the beginning of a snooze if you snore
brian is about to sleep, lets stay here a little and here him zeeing.
zeeing by Bryce g December 30, 2010
The act of texting between two furries, frequently but not limited to the zebra variety, often at a Furry convention.
"Captain Zeb and I were zexting last night at Furlandia, I had to take off my suit before it got too hot and sweaty in there."
Zexting by B4MK4P March 29, 2020
"Do you eat you're zelingo with ketchup?"
"No I do not."
Zelingo by EggyEndymion623 April 30, 2021
The girl next door, or rather diagonally opposite you. She wakes up after lunch and stays up till dawn watching asian dramas. she is most likely East Asian, thus, a strong supporter of media from her culture. She loves popcorn chicken, curry ramen, and the occasional Prata from habibis.

Due to her Chinese nature, she is good at table tennis, an exceptional mahjong player AND studying in the school of computing! Truly playing into the Model Minority stereotype! Of course, being her friend comes with stories of tiger parents!

She often goes back on her word, for example, "ze ning said shes staying in hall next semester, but she pulled out last minute! i cant believe it!" said her friend, whom was extremely betrayed.

Despite her towering physique, this 1.8m woman is afraid of a 2cm insect, often found squealing for help and exaggerating the size of the creepy crawlies in her room. Instead relying on her shorter friends to help her out as we are closer to the floor. On the topic of her size, her alcohol tolerance is surprisingly subpar for someone of her stature.

Likes:

- clean pants
- bringing laundry home
- tall people (especially men)
- chicken nuggets, processed food, ice lemon tea, oreos
- shouting at people
- being a karen.

- 11 22 33 44 55 66 77 88 99 1010 1111 1212 deals (but not Black Friday)
- harassing shopee staff

- CHARCOAL PILLS

dislikes:
- the smell of smoke
- being disrespected

- DH food
- keeping to her word.
jayyin: "zening time to wake up its 1pm"
ze ning: *groans*
vivian: "huh zening havent wake up yet? its 1! are you she actually woke up?"
zening by crystalb00bies369 November 22, 2021