Yosemity Sam 

Just like a Dirty Sanchez but, while in the act of performing sex on a female while she is on the rag. You then get oral sex from her while she gets menstrual blood on her upper lip. You call her a varmit while doing this.

While my lady is ragging I make sure to give her a Yosemity Sam

Yosemity Sam by xxat56xx May 18, 2008

Yosemite

One of the most beautiful and surreal places on earth. Made up of different attractions such as the famous Half Dome, Yosemite will never fail to impress one.

You guys should check out Yosemite! Its one of the best places I've been to.

It's been three years since I've been to Yosemite. Honestly, can you just bring me back there now?!

Yosemite by yosemitesfo July 30, 2018

Yosemite Scooter 

N. When you eat spicey food before coitus and then rub your burning asshole over her chest while shouting yee-haw and miming pistol shots above your head.

Hey Chad, did you give Samantha a yosemite scooter after going to Taqueria del sol last night?

Yosemite Scooter by Cainwoof March 22, 2016

a Yosemite Sam 

the act of giving someone a mustash wiping menstral blood on the upper lip of the other person. This can be done to a man or a woman but is typically done to a man, by a woman, as a form of revenge, after she has been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.

That bitch gave me a Yosemite Sam last night and said, "that's for giving me a dirty sanchez two weeks ago.

a Yosemite Sam by Mr. Thomas July 16, 2008

Yosimite Stan 

a twitter user who stans an national park.

"yosemite paved the way! im a Yosimite Stan"

Yosimite Stan by sev ! May 16, 2022

Yosemite

Refering to Half Dome; an expression relating to unfinished acts of oral sex

Matt: Man, Kayley was only blowing me for 2 minutes, I didn't even get to cum!
Jack: Sounds like she pulled a Yosemite on you dude.

Yosemite by JebTheWaffleman March 27, 2015

Yosemite Samantha 

A genderbended version of Yosemite Sam.

Something Samantha would say: I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP TO SMITHEREENS!!!
*Daffy walks up and says "Sam is that your sister?"
Samantha: HE IS NOT MY BROTHER!
Sam: SHE IS NOT MY SISTER!
Samantha: I'm a genderbend of this guy. My name is Yosemite Samantha. AM I CLEAR?!

Yosemite Samantha by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 9, 2018