Woz 

to jizz in the pants when seeing that Apple came out with yet another high-tech gizmo

Steve Wozniak (the creator of Apple) had the nickname "Woz" and thats where this word comes from

Advertisment: INTRODUCING THE iPAD 3!

Apple geek: *jizz* HOLY SHIT I JUST WOZZED MY PANTS!

*Calls other Apple Geek* Dude! iPad 3!
Other Apple Geek: *woz* oh......my.........god

teehee they wozzed themselves!
woz

Woz by blu3hat May 29, 2011

Woz 

A furry, cuddly animal or person that often makes cute noises as a bid for attention or affection. The term Woz can refer to both people and animals and is often a pet name for a significant other.

Your cat is a total Woz, he just plomps down in your lap and starts purring and whimpering

Woz by Fr1skyD1ng0 October 28, 2010

woz 

my nickname. A person who is considerably cool and cab handle tough situations. Generally speaks in 1337

also the handle of the apple computer guy :)

random n00b: hEY l00K!!!!!! IT"S TEh *woz* com1|\|g 0|\/|G 7|-|47 15 t3|-| 1337. |-|3 15 t3h c00|_ <3 43\/3|2

(the) _1-woz-1_ f33l |\/\Y \/\/Ra7H n00B!!!!11111!!111

woz by woz April 30, 2005

WOZ 

'Whores of Zorpia'. A group formed on the web site www.zorpia.com for dedicated 'Attention Whores'. Started as a joke topic but quickly grew to one of the most frequented topics in the Zorpia forums.

Caused controversy because of the misunderstanding of the use of the word 'whore' in the title.

Members of the group were required to make a declaration "I'm a whore and I'm proud". The intention being to acknowledge the fact that most people on chat sites were there to get attention, and it should not be cause for shame.

"Did you see the WOZ thread?"

"Are you a WOZ member?"

WOZ by Rayz November 13, 2006

Woz 

Someone who is prejudiced against RPGs and also a huge Fortnite player.

FUCK RPGS!
Did you die in Fortnite again?
Yes.
You're such a Woz

Woz by IanTEB December 26, 2020

Woz 

The one that says iwae

Zi-o: Woz do it

Woz by Frosted woz June 24, 2022

Woz 

A term for a white guy between the ages of 18 and 30 who sports brown hair and glasses.

"That guy Steve is quite the woz."

Woz by CybusMan July 7, 2022