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A person who is outgoing,likes to have fun,likes chilling with fun people,does lots of stupid stuff for fun type of person.Often embarrases themself for fun.The type of person that people rememember(sticks out in the crowd).Aka the Crowd Pleaser!!
Jedd will do anything to make something fun.What a wonker!!
Wonker by *.*.* April 20, 2004
A thing, anything, usefull thing.

Not a sexual thing or action such as Wanker which some low brows believe
."Take the wonker son,and place in front of the door to stop it opening" "Whats a wonker dad"? "Any old thing sone that will do the job"!
wonker by Wonker December 2, 2003
The polite form of "wanker"
1. Don't worry kids, he's just a total wonker.

2. Jesus, here comes that wonker, Kevin!
wonker by Dee Cee 66 April 4, 2009
Wonker: Derogatory word used to describe white people as being pathetic, worthless, boring, useless wastes of space. Used to make the white man a subordinate to all blacks, as if they are inhuman. Equivalent to a grown white man calling a grown black man "boy".

Wigglet: Smaller, more challenged, more unimportant version of a wonker. Less respect for them, not even from there own kind, i.e wonkers. Usually a child or mentally harmed/disabled.

This is the beginning stage of black youth controlling whites and soon taking over the world with other black leaders.
Khels: Hey Andre look at that pathetic looking wonker, John over there

Andre: Hahaha, no Master Chief #2, that there is a wigglet.
Wonker by CheifMaster#2 March 24, 2011
shes a hoe

no shes a wonker
wonker by good boooooi June 24, 2009
Someone who is sexually attracted to candy (related to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Willy Wonka)
Wow, that boy Charlie is a real Wonker!
Wonker by Bloopi March 1, 2018