wong 

A noob. Someone easily pwned.

Dude...I totally pwned that wong

wong by young g2 September 6, 2009

Wong 

A water bottle bong.

A bong made up of plastic like a Gatorade bottle and homemade products such as a funnel and metal pipe, taped together, then put through a hole.

JC

Hey, man! I left my bong at my house, did you make a Wong instead?

Wong by Chymiychanga November 5, 2014

Wong 

A penis

That guy has a huge wong.

Wong by viciousflamingo April 26, 2017

Wong 

When one squeezes his or her ass to assist in masturbation. Can also involve the curling of toes or tightening of the hamstrings.

"Prozac turned my dick into taffy; I really had to Wong to get myself off"

Wong by Erich O. January 17, 2009

Wong 

When you replace the word wrong and it also makes fun of a Chinese motherfucker it also can start a group to laugh and once you say it others will to

What WONG mom
Ha WONG

your name is over used WONG

Wong by Bears words March 7, 2018

wong 

A complete idiot or screw up

Debs, you're such a wong.

or

I can't believe you can't laugh properly, what a wong!

wong by gretzky November 9, 2008

Wong 

A piece of hair or a group of hairs, that stick up in the back of your head, unnoticed by you, and it getting a huge amount of laughs.

Look!! Henry has a huge Wong!!
Dude, just so you know, you have a huge wong

Wong by Nemo Johnson December 29, 2008