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penis window shopping

the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures
I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?

Window Shopping 

When a man or woman in a relationship flirts with someone else, with no intention of taking it any further than that. It's like looking at a brand new 50" HDTV without the intention of buying it, even though it's still nice to imagine having sex with it.
Matt loves his girlfriend, but he likes to go window shopping on occasion.

window shopping 

1. browsing shops without intending to buy anything that time.

2. actually shopping for new windows

3. watching the prostitutes in the red light district
1. "did you buy anything while you were out?"
"no, i was just window shopping"

2. "That little wanker just booted the ball through the window, i'll have to go window shopping now"

3. "Jimmy's gonna window shopping, i think he's after a blow job"

window shopping by Murph August 9, 2006

Online Window Shopping 

the process in which you go to online stores and save pictures of clothing that you want to your picture files.

this process is usually done by people that have no money
Jen: do you want to go shopping

Angelina : Nahh i spent all my money on KFC so ill probably spend my night Online Window Shopping

window shopping 

When a person stares at the ass or genitals of another person without actually touching them.
Guy: *staring at a woman's ass*
Woman: Hey! I see you window shopping there!
window shopping by redandsymmetry February 22, 2017

window shopping 

when you go around the mall looking through store windows and you stare at things but you don't actually buy stuff.
nt t th mall th th day bt snc ddnt' hav any mny jst nt nd shng
window shopping by P Ha July 29, 2004