Dangerous Dave of Wheatley 

The motherfucking hustling pimp from the ghetto of Wheatley, known as "Dangerous Dave".
Often seen loitering near the Harrowden Road area of the Doncaster war zone, Dangerous Dave is well known for shooting any cunt who is heard listening to Texas.
Beware, he is NOT to be confused with dangerous dave - Dangerous Dave of Wheatley is much more ghetto and is not a fucking stain.

Who the fuck is that running at 300mph? It's DANGEROUS DAVE OF WHEATLEY!

Dangerous Dave of Wheatley by Unknown. June 22, 2004

wheatley 

when the person your talking to is extremely moronic

Person 1: Hey isnt 1+1 = 11?
Person 2: No it isn't you fucking wheatley its 2

wheatley by WhatTheFuckDidYouExpect April 1, 2023

Wheatley Heights

Wheatley Heights was part of the dirty town of Wyandanch, and unfortunately shares a ZIP code and fire brigade with it. The nicer part of Wyandanch, one of the good areas in Long Island to live in.The name of the area was changed to distinguish that those in Wheatly Heights are part of the Half Hollow Hillsschool district. But lets be honest, nobody wants to be associated with a town full of hoodlums.

Don't go south of Wheatley Heights at night!

Wheatley Heights by myotpisbetta August 31, 2015

wheatley portal 2 

!!contains spoilers for portal 2!!

goofy silly fella or personality core from hit game portal 2 made in 2011 (and voiced by British comedian Stephen Merchant) who later betrays main protagonist, Chell and gets thrown into space with a guy who happens to love space by GLaDOS.

Also his personality seems to differ but ends up in a connection. Coming off as a “moron” and perhaps self esteem issues. And pushing his emotions onto Chell.
Examples and or proof
“Don’t panic! All they said was prepare.”

While it was quite clearly shown HE was panicking.

Example 2
“Look at you down there! Tiny and insignificant.”
Then continues to say
“Tiny little Wheatley..did THIS!”
A more bit of a conclusion, Wheatley isn’t a moron. Kind of.

Additionally, a tumblr sexyman from a world long ago. Saying that he probably wasn’t all that popular on tumblr due to how he looks would be a misjudgment. The fandom often humanizes/depicts him as a blonde scientist with glasses. But everyone has a different perspective.

Trivia/Random
Most probably neurodivergent or something along that line, and canonically divorced said by Gabe newell from an email on reddit. Also British. Shown through out his dialogue using British slang and an almost heavy British accent.

Overall or in shortened terms, Wheatley is a moron. But still a blorbo.

Axle: Do you guys know wheatley?
Siloh: Which one?
Airi: Wheatley vodka?
Axle: No you morons! Wheatley portal 2!

wheatley portal 2 by kylo!! November 27, 2022

Pull a Wheatley 

The risk of guessing the wrong answer even if you know it isn't.

Based on Wheatley from the famous series made by the company that can't count to three (Valve, Portal. A robot that acts like a moving, talking, companion cube. It's a good series, you should try it. WARNING: MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONFUSING AS HELL

What's 9+10?
I'm gonna pull a Wheatley and say 21?
You stoopid

This statement is false.

I'll pull a Wheatley and say true.

Pull a Wheatley by shut up and dont care October 31, 2014

wheatley 

A horrible school with suburban pressures.

Wheatley is a bad school.

wheatley by Dude December 28, 2004

Wheatley 

(adverb) - an extremely frail or weak person who possess no courage, often so shockingly pathetic in their feeble and sickly characteristics, that they illicit no sympathy from onlookers.

1. "That man is so Wheatley he can't even use public toilets."

2. "He is too Wheatley to fight his own battles."

Wheatley by Monkey Tetley September 24, 2022