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We Will Fuck Tonight 

The ultimate get laid drink. Best made when you bring a girl over and ask what she wants and she says she’ll drink anything. This cocktail consists of:
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila

Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice

Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.
What can I get you to drink?

“We will fuck tonight.”
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh wait…I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!

we will rock you 

a song, which was remade for Dance Dance Revolution, which all n00bs play on beginner mode which they then fail
Dude, i cant believe i failed We Will Rock You
we will rock you by John Smith February 26, 2004

We will not comply! 

A phrase commonly used as a dog whistle to white supremacists.

we will get up sometime 

We will hang sometimes, but truthfully its never going to happen.
He nice to see you!....you got my number?....ok, we will get up sometime....

We will set up the legal practice 

Let’s fuck!
Hey, Sophie! we will set up the legal practice!