Wayne Rooney 

An amazing talent that currently plays for Manchester United. Left Everton, probably because he wanted money. He is large and rather ugly, but can crush your face with his hand while scoring on anyone.

He's an asshole but a great football/soccer player and will be a star. Hopefully he will mature soon.

Wayne Rooney just crushed your face... and scored two goals.

"Once a Blue, now a Red. In our hearts, Rooney is dead" (Everton fans and their sign)

Wayne Rooney by nation February 11, 2006

Wayne Rooney 

the future of English and football, people who
insult or "hate" on him are too fat, poor and jeaulous to make something of their pathetic lives.

oh eeee ohhh eeee WAYNE ROOONEY!!!! OH EEE
WAYNE ROONEY!!! heehee

Wayne Rooney by renegade May 14, 2005

Wayne Rooney 

A 'Wayne Rooney' is a term describing the 'Job next to God'.

In reality,'WR,' or 'W(anke)R', as he's known internationally, is actually the love child of Myra Hindley (2nd Jan 1938- Dead- 'LoL') and Mickey Rooney( Sep 23 1920- Still humpin!).

Earning £30000 a minute, this inbred 'Special Boy' is renowned for being the only sperm that got to Heaven. (ie Heaven as in Fabios Arse.)

His actual only 'claim to fame' is being an aged balding talentless little fuck that can't even recognise it's own reflection in a mirror, and having buggered David-PoshSpice & Fabio 'All a teh sem time!'(quote) when he should have been playing Football!

Other common analogies include:

A waste of space.

Fabio's Little Rent-Boy

Talentless

Get back to Burger-King

W(anke)R! (wanker)

These are all terms to describe a 'Wayne-Rooney'.

England Fan 2010 #1: 'Oh Bugger I spent my life savings on coming to SA to see Wayne Rooney playin' the World Cup 2010, and it was Shite!'

England fan 2010 #2:'Sorry me good fella, but they had that Over-Paid Talentless Stupid Little Balding, Aged, Fat, C**tWayne Rooney playing,........ he was like Gazza on Mogodon! C**t!

Wayne Rooney by Marina and her Fuckin IUD June 21, 2010

Wayne Rooney 

The Future aka GOD.

Ugly or fat, who cares?

He is so rich and famous he your mum would give him brown action!! In fact she would to anyone

Wayne Rooney by G August 7, 2003

wayne rooney 

An English 20years old liverpudlian
man united's star player
England's talesmen
n future legend of football

ladies i present a footballing genius wayne rooney

wayne rooney by lyrical August 4, 2006

Wayne Rooney 

A english soccer player who will walk right into history books. he plays for Manchester United and is the best ever..

o wow who is number 10 for Manchester United?
thats Wayne Rooney.
o wow hes good, there he goes in for the GOOOOAALLL.......

Wayne Rooney by nikeman23 July 11, 2010

Wayne Rooney 

Earns more money than all of the haters on here COMBINED. Superb footballer but bad temper which he will inevitably get under control soon enough. Constant target of jokes and abuses by dumb English people but he ignores them all cuz the money is too much for him to even care about the talentless no names trying to get some attention. Wayne rooney is unlucky to come from England. his talent is not deserving of such a shit country like England. should have been German or Spanish or even American. Plays for the best football team in England and one of the best on the planet Manchester United. Admired by Mancunians and real football fans because he could not care less what anyone says about him. He is not about to change for anyone and he will not succumb to the Politically correct rubbish of England. He is the realest english footballer since Gazza.

All you internet warriors can say what you want about Wayne Rooney online cuz you are too scared to say that to him in person cuz you know he's gonna plant your face in your ass.

Wayne Rooney by bbbbgggg June 16, 2011