valve 

a video game developer. made left for dead the hlaf life series (which was phenomenal) portal, portal 2, counter strike, and above all my personal favorite team fortress 2

8:00-ok maybe ill sit dow play some games n shit tf2 maybe?
9:00:- WTF HAX whatever ill stab that mother fucker later
10:00- A SPY SAPPIN MAH SENTRY
11:00- hmm its getting late should probobly stop soon
12:00- (at this point you are zombified and loving it)
1:00- GENTLEMEN
2:00- CRITICAL HIT? NO WTF????
3:00- fuckin pyros
4:00- valve is the shit but i think my conrtoller died

valve by Jason snuffelupogous April 2, 2011

valve 

A Computer Game company founded by former Microsoft employee Gabe Newell in 1996 or 1997.

Valve made the computer game classics Half Life and Half Life 2.

Valve has a notorious reputation for being sluggish in game releases, yet notorious for its style.

It's located near Seattle, Washington.

The coolest game developers ever:

1. id software
2. valve
3. infinity ward

valve by Coolness February 3, 2005

VALVe 

A company defined for releasing games such as Half-Life, Counter-Strike, etc. Not as money-hungry as Activision but still money-hungry.

When is Valve going to make Half-Life 3?

VALVe by Shad0w9GS March 11, 2017

Valve 

American shitbags from 1999 who promote terrorism in games like Counter-Strike. CIA, FBI and other fags really like them.

Open your mind to terrorism - Gabe Newell, CEO of Valve.

- I just bought a game on Steam
- Fuck you!

Valve by Barkingdog October 5, 2023

Valve 

A semi-obscure software company, they made steam but rarely ever actually make games

Idiot 1: “Bro have you played Valve’s latest game?”
Idiot 2: “I didn’t even know they still made games”

Valve by Wednesday Corporation December 22, 2022

valve 

1. very impressive
2. insane; off the hook
3. of or relating to a badass quality
4. like Chuck Norris but less so

"Yo, that shit was valve man."

valve by stechz January 11, 2009

Valve 

to delay something and/or anything for long amounts of time.

OMG Half-Life 2 was DELAYED AGAIN!!!!

Valve by someguy0w3d June 6, 2004