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uranated 

{Usually glass} having been infused with an anion oxide of the heavy metal uranium. This glass glows a ghostly green when exposed to shortwave visible and longwave ultraviolet radiation.

Often called "uranium glass" or more frequently, "Vaseline glass" due to its resemblence to Vaseline® petroleum jelly.

Note spelling: urAnated, not urEnated, urInated, urOnated, urUnated, or sometimes urYnated. :-O
{John}: Hey Craig, are you going to perform spectroscopy of the fluorescense of a uranated glass marble when irradiated with thaty spiffy new violet laser?
{Craig} Why of course!!! Let me go fire up old Betsy now!
uranated by Telephony December 26, 2011

Urinal Index 

A system for determining exactly how "low rent" a bar, restaurant or cafeteria is. To determine a business' standing on the URINAL INDEX, you throw some change into a urinal in the men's room. Every so often you check on it. If no one takes it, you may add some more. The LOWEST amount of change that it finally takes for someone to fish out the piss covered change is that business' score on the Urinal Index.
Originally invented at Darby's Oldtowne Armes, In Brampton Ontario.
Darby's was a 17 (cents) on the urinal index.

Urinal Turtle 

When someone takes a dump in a urinal.
I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.
Urinal Turtle by Walkerslaw September 3, 2012

buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.
I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.

urinal mustache 

When the mens room at your office building has not been cleaned for an amount of time that allows the rim of the urinal to collect pubic hair. The collection then appears like a mustache on the rim.
I almost puked when I had to use the restroom and the urinal mustache tickled my hand.
urinal mustache by halpleh November 1, 2008

Urinalism 

1. Something written on a urinal, typically by a drunk individual.
2a. An article of "journalism" which is of particularly bad quality or of a particularly foolish nature.
2b. An article of "journalism" which is extremely political to the point which there is nothing of worth to be gleamed from it.
1. He entertained himself in the bathroom by reading the urinallisms.
2a. Everyone reading is just reading for your urinalism, you ARE the joke.
2b. How do they make any money when all they is this urinalism?
Urinalism by Flazzorb November 7, 2019