Upfuckening 

The time between 9 PM and 3 AM on large college campuses in which true chaos is attained. Is defined by the presence of at least one ambulance, one firetruck and a pair of police squad cars being called to a dorm.

There was an especially bad Upfuckening last night - A microwave caught fire, a sophomore overdosed on tequila and two frat boys got into a fist fight with the RA.

Upfuckening by Professor Opuntia July 10, 2016

upfuckery 

–noun, plural -er·ies.
1. fucked up action or conduct.
2. a fucked up action, performance, or thing.

We all loocked down on the village idiot's upfuckery.

Tom Cruise just committed high upfuckery of levels I could barely comprehend.

upfuckery by Jonathan R.R. October 1, 2008

ufuckery 

Refers to egregious acts of rudeness or cruelty inflicted upon people by the university system.

I once witnessed a prime example of ufuckery when I saw a ufucker dean warn a suicidal student that expulsion would occur if an "attempt" were made. Upon asking the dean what that was all about, he explained to me that suicidal students "cost the university a lot of money." That poor student was totally ufucked.

ufuckery by darknessatnoon March 7, 2008

unfucker

An unfucker is some one who is a smooth playboy, and totally convinces you that you do want to have sex with him, but when it comes down to it cant hold up his end of the deal for one of the following reasons:

A. Drank too much and cant get it up.

B. Is terrified of having sex perhaps for medical reasons (ie, fear of premature ejaculation or has had some type of accident or surgery)

C. Has some type of STD like herpes that he is scared he would pass on to you.

Sometimes it gets really awkward when you encounter one of these unfuckers on a one night stand, waiting and waiting for the punchline... but it never comes.

Jacie: OMG, I cant believe it, all that smooth talkin and Marcus turned out to be an unfucker.

Tina: What? He unfucked you too?? Gosh, that guy totally unfucked me, and I was sure I was getting laid. I think he is unfucking that little Turkish girl now. Poor thing, soon she will find out hes an unfucker too.

unfucker by Girlswannagetlaidtoosometimes July 8, 2010

upfucked

Upfucked: Similar to back-asswards, something that you realize is inevitably going to be fucked up by something completely beyond your control. Recognition that something will be "fucked up" before it is actually "fucked up".

John and his goons will upfuck this one for sure!

Clyde is a walking upfuck!

Jane could'nt upfuck unzipping her skirt!

With the re-election of Mayor Nagin, New Orleans is completely upfucked!

upfucked by NOLADRIAN June 11, 2006

unfuckerish

A term to show how nice/kind/friendly/helpful/awesome people are.

Fann: Damn, why do I meet all the fuckers in the world?

Alfred: Oh, God is showing you all the fuckers in this world so that you will know how unfuckerish I am. :D

unfuckerish by Kaitology April 9, 2009

upfucked

same as fucked up but the wrong way around obviously

This is upfucked!!!!

upfucked by Lucifer_Lectur June 12, 2003