good uniform,bad helmet 

term used to describe a member of the opposite sex who is considered blessed in body type but in face ,not so much..............

As the evening wore on and Paul feared coming up short, he made an executive decision to relax his standards and consider anyone with a good uniform,bad helmet.

good uniform,bad helmet by sheila in the car January 12, 2010

Lumpster Uniform

A outfit of clothing that is worn by a person at least 3-4 time per week not because it is required by their profession, but because they're lazy and grody.

Person1- Goddamn I see that kid all the time always wearing his Lumpster Uniform.
Person2- Yeah that sumbitch is a grody fuck.

Lumpster Uniform by SteamrollerStanley October 16, 2009

Ghetto Uniform 

Generally a white T shirt (sometimes very long) and blue or dark jeans. Worn by youth in urban areas to make themselves look the same (uniform).

Miss can you tell me what he looked like?

I don't know, it happened so fast. He had on blue jeans and a white t shirt.

Uh, miss...there's about 100 guys out there wearing that, it's the ghetto uniform.

Ghetto Uniform by ace789nj September 28, 2010

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

An amazing song by The Bloodhound Gang. Using the NATO alphabet, the BHG ingeiously spelt out the word FUCK. The song is full of sexual innuendo.

"If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by Snake556 September 12, 2005

The Towson University Uniform 

noun: A truly hideous and unflattering outfit worn by all the blonde-haired biddies of Towson University in Maryland. It is primarily worn during the winter months, yet is extremely impractical as it does not provide significant warmth to the wearer.

The Towson University Uniform consists of a Northface jacket, Ugg boots, black tights (without anything over them) and a Towson University T-shirt.

The Towson University Uniform may be supplemented by a variety of accessories including but not limited to: a Vera Bradley handbag or purse, 4-inch jean skirt, cameltoe, trendy decorative scarf, or oversized sunglasses.

The Towson University Uniform speaks volumes about the thickheadedness of some girls. You look fucking retarded! Have some respect for yourself and put some pants on for god's sake; no one wants to see your cameltoe! Ugg boots are a crime against nature. It's remarkable how many random girls at a public school could be wearing the same thing at any given time.

Marco: "Don't you think that girl would be so much more attractive if she wasn't wearing the Towson University Uniform?"

Sean: "Definitely, those ugg boots are ugly as shit and that cameltoe really isn't doing anything for me."

The Towson University Uniform by heylookitsmarco3 March 25, 2009

uninformable

Someone who cannot be informed, generally due to not wanting to understand your point of view or are extremely stuck in their ways.

A polite term for an ignorant fuck.

Person 1: Jack is such an ignorant fuck.
Person 2: Indeed, quite the uninformable chap.

uninformable by ObscenelyPolite May 19, 2016

gym uniforms

nasty clothing they make you wear during gym class. usually some gross basketball shorts and a t-shirt. it sucks a lot for girls, since we have to shave everyday in the middle of the winter just for that half hour of gym class. and then there are those days when the gym teachers will make you change for gym so they can talk the whole class. gym uniforms really suck.

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gym uniforms by kenlie17 October 8, 2011