Just Using Their Laptops 

A lie told to superiors when being caught in flagrante delicto, especially the act of sexual intercourse. From the recent Northwest Airline escapade.

Jim and John were just using their laptops to review quarterly performance figures.

Just Using Their Laptops by Edwin Havisham October 26, 2009

I just got TONS of ROBUX using rblx.gg! Visit rblx.gg on your browser to generate TONS of ROBUX instantly! 

B I G R O B U X S C A M
Usually found in popular Roblox games. At any certain point in time, a bot can join, paste this, and leave.

(This is what can be seen in chat when the scam happens)
SERVER stupidgreedyboy69I has joined the game.
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I just got TONS of ROBUX using rblx.gg! Visit rblx.gg on your browser to generate TONS of ROBUX instantly! by Supertrain12 December 23, 2019

HA! HA! I'm using teh internet!

The caption of a few images used when an individual says something that seems as if they were new to the world wide web.

kid: (in big red font) L00k whut i kan d0!
average human: *HA! HA! I'm using teh internet! image*

HA! HA! I'm using teh internet! by yoshi February 12, 2005

Using an Umbrella 

1) A smart thing to do.

2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.

1) "Wow how did you think of doing something so smart?"
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."

2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*

Using an Umbrella by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009

using autism as an insult 

The most fucking idiotic thing to do.

Autism has levels and using autism as an insult is actually not offensive but idiotic as fuck because there's levels of severity of autism. People with level 1 autism are actually usually smarter then people without it.

using autism as an insult by Your Gays July 9, 2020

kim jong uning 

When a man goes on a crazy sex rampage and fucks every female thing that he sees. He impregnates all of them and they all thoroughly enjoy it.

The man is now father of 56 kids and 9 puppies 4 cats and a bird after he went Kim Jong Uning awhile ago.

kim jong uning by FredFred69 August 17, 2014