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twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.
Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011
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a womans vagina, description of a womans vagina
hbo is not tv. it is twazzervision.
twazzer by compudude86 February 7, 2006

twizzled 

Confused or unable to decide.
Was used in the Artisoft LANtastic networking software to indicate the network was unable to decide which network adapter to use.
From the LANtastic Networking software: "Net BIOS is twizzled"
twizzled by maniakaz December 5, 2011

twizzle stick

yo man, load up the twizzle stick and lets start tweakin!!
I accidently saw my grandmother's twazzer.
Twazzer by Saffernellie August 8, 2009

Texas Twizzler 

when a girl gives a guy a handjob while twisting around making the guys dick twisted and red like a twizzler
Becky gave me a Texas Twizzler last night. It hurt so bad.
Texas Twizzler by Dr.Wats November 10, 2010

Texas twizzler 

The act of placing a twizzler inside of your partners Rectum, then extract the twizzler from the rectum and slowly Injest the fecal mattered twizzler.
Kyle gave his girlfriend a Texas twizzler last night, the whole apartment smelt like shit
Texas twizzler by Queefsniffer3000 December 13, 2019