Tristianity 

A common belief or religion often referred to those who believe in the trees. They believe that the sole step forward from the afterlife is the existence of trees. (you turn into a tree after death)

"YO there is a new hip religion called tristianity that you should totally join at discord.gg/bsBmztzD6h" - john
"shut the fuck up mcgale johnson" - barry

Tristianity by Lyxchy November 7, 2022

TristanTano 

a girrafe loving japanese man that seduces principals..L4

stop tristanTANOing yourself

TristanTano by ralph May 12, 2004

Twistianity 

The practices and doctrines of a religious belief which pretend to be biblical Christians but in reality just twist everything the Bible teaches to conform to their own beliefs.

The Bible says that human beings were created in His image. Mormonism says this means He has a penis and testicles. This isn't Christianity, it's Twistianity.

Twistianity by Joseph Smith Johnson August 19, 2011

Tristanitis 

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"

Tristanitis by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

tristani 

A female given name. Typically from a combination of the names Trista (meaning to cry out) and Annie (meaning prayer or by grace).

After years of infertility, the parents felt it fitting to name their miraculous little girl Tristani.

tristani by BabyGirlFall2016 May 16, 2016

trishanity 

To be an ass to guy(s), but she is still well known as a nice person by others

Wow she's going through a trishanity phase

trishanity by Trishanity May 31, 2014

Tristanitis 

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

Tristanitis by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022