Topman Indie

A guy who buys all his clothes from Topman and thinks hes well indie because of it.

1: Oh my god i look well indie
2: you look topman indie

Topman Indie by Glamourhacker February 16, 2009

Topanga'd 

The act of a female proposing marriage to a male.

In reference to the scene in Boy Meets World where Topanga proposes to Cory.

"Did you hear Lily and Marshall got engaged?"
"No, really? I thought he would never propose".

"He didn't! She got sick of waiting and Topanga'd him!"

Topanga'd by OldManRivers May 13, 2021

Tolman 

A mythological demigod fiercely worshiped in ancient and modern times by men and women alike, often the subject of inappropriate prepubescent tattoos. Renowned for his indomitable single raised-eyebrow, raucous biceps, thunderous procreation, and thick, rich Hasselhoff hair.

Also used as expression of triumphant exclamation akin to: "Shazam!", "Voila!", "Tadow!", "Get Bent!" and "Presto-Chango!"

"Hail All-Father, mighty warrior, one-eyed wanderer, Lord of the forge, consort to the love Goddess. Teach me thy paths and guide my hand, oh wondrous all-mighty Tol-man!"

"Hey, Ching Dao. Check out the buns on that hot dawg." (as he turns to look, Ching Dao is ferociously struck with a blindside b-slap to the orbital) "Awww snap - Tolman!" (said with bravado and pelvic thrust)

Tolman by Constance Farder February 23, 2017

Camel Toemance 

Camel Toemance is a word used to describe an individual who’s life is scoping out women in yoga pants, and showing a unwavering dedication to romancing women with Camel Toe. They also have a keen eye when it comes to spotting the Camel Toe of women in regular pants or jeans.

God damn, I was out with Landon last weekend at the mall, looking for a good barber to trim that manly man beard on his face when it finally happened. This hot ass blond named Irene came out of Victorias Secret, sporting the two lip invitation. Fucking Landon went over there, got her digits, and on Saturday night, started the Camel Toemance! He was a little pissed the face fur didn’t get cleaned, he is sick of me calling him captain Blackbeard!

Camel Toemance by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020

tomanus 

The anus-shaped spot on a tomato under the stem.

Before slicing a tomato into wedges, use a paring knife to discard the tomanus.

tomanus by Uncle Ugly January 14, 2008

topanga 

a place where trippie redd might take your lil ass

i said stop little bitch you in danger i might take your lil ass to topanga

topanga by joefuckingmama420 May 15, 2020

topan 

Very kind but shy, he is very smart and usually doesn’t talk a lot. When you get to know him he seems like the most funniest, talkative person in the world. He likes to explore and go on adventures and he’s very handy and helpful sometimes.

“Hi topan, you’re looking really nice today”

topan by Lusitania Laura February 5, 2021