West Virginia Hotpocket 

When a guy heats a hotpocket to recommended temperature, then uses it as a pocket pussy. After ejaculation has taken place, the male then eats the hotpocket.

Dude, yesterday I had a West Virginia hotpocket. Killed two birds with one delicious stone

West Virginia Hotpocket by dirty harold January 20, 2019

Charlotte Hotpocket 

When you go to a hotel un-fold the fold out couch and take a shit on it. You then fold it up for the next person.

Dude i just charlotte hotpocketed suite 234

Charlotte Hotpocket by dcarp April 2, 2011

Harvard Hotpocket

The act of leaving a hot shit in an unsuspecting persons backpack.

Yo I just took the biggest Harvard hotpocket on Eli

Harvard Hotpocket by merpderple October 22, 2014

twatpocket

A variant of twat used as a insult against one who is being particularly annoying or prick-like.

Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!

twatpocket by 12916studios December 7, 2007

Hotpocket Party 

A party only consisting of girls or women, or at lease overwhelmingly dominant in girls or women. The feminine version of sausagefest.

If Matt and Frank didn't show up, Jamie's party would have been a total Hotpocket Party!

Hotpocket Party by MakeAmends March 2, 2009

mexican hotpocket

Step 1: Take a shit inside a sock.
Step 2: Throw it on the ground and then piss on it.
Step 3: Pick up and slap someone in the grill with sock.
Step 4: Repeat if necessary.

Larry is such a douche, we should give him a Mexican Hotpocket!

mexican hotpocket by Lazarus2 August 6, 2010

Hotpocket Herpes 

when you bite into a hotpocket fresh out of the microwave and the cheese dribbles and scaulds your lip leaving a burn resembling herpes

Ryan: Dude!? is that herpes?????
Nathan: Nah bit into a Hotpocket and it burnt me.
Ryan: HA you have Hotpocket herpes!

Hotpocket Herpes by Emobubbles August 18, 2010