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Salute the wife

When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.
Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.
Salute the wife by MyDogEli September 7, 2020
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salute the sausage 

to suck a penis; to fellate a guy; to give dome
"Yo dude, did Mal really salute the sausage last night in the bathroom?"
"Yea man, what a hoe."
salute the sausage by J Blingz August 31, 2008

salute the marines 

when old men get confused with an earpiece instead of doing an action they just say it
salute the marines by spotty quill January 22, 2021

The Chapman Salute 

The act of fisting a man or woman with a closed hand, and then opening the hand and with the middle and forefinger, giving the peace sign, or in the English case, the derogatory term classified as "fuck you" in America. Then, he opens and closes his fingers in a scissor-like motion, giving the man or woman pleasure.
"When James gave Andy the Chapman Salute, the young man quivered with excitement.
The Chapman Salute by BuffaloBill08 December 21, 2008

The slimy salute 

The act of shaking hands with somebody while still having pussy juice on your fingers.

Variations:
(1) - Offensive (intentionally)
(2) - Defensive (unintentionally)
The slimy salute is being defined in two ways:
(1) Since she always had an attitude towards me I decided to give Susans mother a slimy salute.
(2) Last night I couldn't clean up my hands in time so I had to give Susans dad a slimy salute.
The slimy salute by bighadron August 5, 2017

The 285 Salute 

Giving people who cut you off or commit other transgressions in traffic the middle finger at the next stop or stalled traffic is stalled. 285 is the common interstate in the Atlanta, GA Area known as "The Perimeter".
I gave a guy the 285 salute after he jumped out in front of me at the next stop.
The 285 Salute by jondich April 27, 2025

Salute the Judge 

A way to kiss the judge's ass on a Christmas dance show to win some stupid fuckin TV Christmas dance competition.
At least the group that went before that last group of posers didn't salute the judge, and they even made a few people laugh in the process, even if they didn't get the judge's votes. Winning isn't everything though.
Salute the Judge by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020