boxing the bald champ 

For a male to chronically masterbate

Well i just need some lotion to get to boxing the bald champ

boxing the bald champ by SlaughterHouse35 March 18, 2016

Champ the Puss

A drinking game involving two competitors who race to chug a red solo cup filled partially with champagne. Upon completion the competitors shout "Champ the Puss" and then throw the cup at their opponents face.

I was covered in champagne following the latest round of Champ the Puss

Champ the Puss by amoryblaine December 20, 2008

the world champ 

like all around the world look at you being doubtful or unusual.

1 person "Bro yo sure you can handle everything"
2 person "I can handle it"
3 person "Bro got the world champ going on"

the world champ by J.C Micheal September 19, 2023

The proverbial champ 

Used figuratively to express or accentuate the use of The Champ

Man, if Dave calls out of work again I am going to give him the Proverbial Champ

The proverbial champ by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

The boner champ 

Something that to most is not a real thing, kind of like santa or the Easter bunny. But me brea rt an julie know the truth that he is real

Sara- justin do what I say I'm bossy
Justin- but Mike the boner champ
Sara- that's not real

Justin, brea, julie, and rt all look at eachother and wink cause they know the truth. Mike is the boner champ

The boner champ by Tainty McBalls February 16, 2021

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

wrestling the bald headed champ 

to masterbate

Instead of going out to meet girls,John rather be at home wrestling the bald headed champ.

wrestling the bald headed champ by petergripper December 31, 2008