i won the game 

An impossible task
see: I lost the game

man: i won the game!
women: impossible

( both lose the game as they thought of the game)

i won the game by I lost the game March 4, 2008

I Fought the Slaw Burger (And the Slaw Won) 

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with slaw

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Fought the Slaw Burger (And the Slaw Won), you should try it!"

I Fought the Slaw Burger (And the Slaw Won) by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Just won the Nobel prize

Giving yourself a "formerly" prestidgous award for doing absolutely nothing except thinking you deserve it.

Bill- man I just won the salesman of the week award at the dealership.

Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.

Just won the Nobel prize by Countmonster411 October 9, 2009

Won the lottery 

1. Brilliant excuse for leaving school/work for an extended period of time after:
a) getting knocked up
b) being incarcerated
c) catching an STD

2. To have the offspring of a celebrity or be adopted by one

1. We discovered Heather lied to us about winning the lottery in college when we saw her 7-year-old child at our 5-year reunion.

2. Guy 1: Did you hear Dave Chappelle won the lottery?
Girl 2: He did?!?
Girl 1: Yeah, he fathered Oprah's baby!

Won the lottery by greymouse258 July 11, 2011

won the internet 

When on social media one says, does, or expresses something that just blows everyone's mind.

Chris just posted an epic poem about monster trucks, beer & Kid Rock. Sarah commented that he just won the internet.

won the internet by Justinsideyou October 31, 2020

and then the Packers won the Superbowl 

A newer version of the phrase "and then I found ten dollars", incorporating the victory of the Green Bay Packers in Superbowl XLV.

This phrase adds excitement to a story when it obviously ends abruptly and with no point.

-"I was watching this really funny commercial the other day, I guess you had to be there..."

-"oh...cool"

-... and then the Packers won the Superbowl"

-"Aww really? Fucking sweet!"

and then the Packers won the Superbowl by and by February 25, 2011

the taco won 

a phrase said usually by one who has had an out of body experience which involves the battle of a taco and a grilled cheese.

it is also used as a phrase of admittance to admit defeat at the hands or shells of 30 taco bell tacos.

me: dude the taco won.

friend: what the fuck, are you high?

the taco won by mr.marrs November 26, 2010