How the land lies 

what the current situation is.

"I want to see how the land lies with this project before I commit any resources," said the manager, eager to understand the project's current challenges and progress.

How the land lies by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024

at the speed of lies

This is a mocking reference to dealing with someone who lies constantly.

The political hack was sending his spin to the media at the speed of lies!

at the speed of lies by I, Wreckerrr March 31, 2017

The two biggest lies 

1. The check is in the mail.

2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

The two most undisputed, biggest lies ever spoken of all time. And always spoken with a tone of conviction to convince the other party to relax and believe what they are being told is utterly and completely trustworthy.

1. Landlord: "It's the 5th of the month, and I haven't received your rent check!"

Irresponsible tenant: "Hey man, no worries, the check is in the mail!"

Landlord: "Yeah right, that's one of the two biggest lies in the world!"

2. Girl about to give head: "I really hate the taste of cum, I swear it will make me gag. So, please promise that you'll let me know before you finish, OK??"

Horny dude: "Don't worry baby, I promise that I won't cum in your mouth..."

The two biggest lies by Butt Boy 1975 May 8, 2011

one lies and the other swears to it

This phrase is used to respond when one person says something you disbelieve, and then another person comes in to support them. The point is that a lie doesn't become more true simply because another person (of similar sketchiness) tries to back it up.

A: No way man, I wasn't even there that day, you can even ask Jimmy, he'll tell you I wasn't there.
B: Jimmy? Oh, awesome, now Jimmy's backing up your story. Well, just goes to show, "one lies and the other swears to it."

one lies and the other swears to it by Gyreneisms August 13, 2011

The shills have lies 

Speculative you tube channel focusing on celebrities and questioning whether they might be trans. Some examples include Helen Hunt Julia Robert and believe it or not val kilmer!

The shills have lies is a pretty good you tube channel.

The shills have lies by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

The frog never lies

Used when a higher-up says something (often frustraitingly) without any explanation or proof.

Office worker A: Apparently we can't staple these.
Office worker B: Why not?
Office worker A: I don't know. That's what Michael said. The frog never lies.

The frog never lies by Splendid Skink May 25, 2026

The moon illusions and lies 

The moon is made up of illusions and lies

The moon illusions and lies

The moon illusions and lies by King of wisdom 901 November 3, 2022