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Plucking the Grape from the Vine 

Advanced 4-Star/Black Diamond variation of the "come hither" (see: come hither). Insert the index and middle finger in a boy-scout formation, into the vagina thereby stumulating the g-spot, while rubbing your thumb (preferrably licked) on the clitoris. Motion your three digits as if your were gently plucking a grape off the vine. AKA Cabernet Clit Rub.
Baby, What u doin' down there? U aint plucking the grape from the vine, are you??!!?? OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

Licking the grape

A verb used for someone who performs an action that makes others uncomfortable.
"Dude, my grandpa started doing some innapropro dances at the family get-together yesterday. He was totally licking the grape."
Licking the grape by Zunkalunk April 4, 2017

in the grip of the grape 

alcohol intoxicated, drunk, especially if from wine
He left her while she was in the grip of the grape.

Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.
Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

on the grape 

Sitting on someone's testicles
Why is Chris walking weird today?
His girlfriend was on the grapes last night.
on the grape by weirdershit May 8, 2020

Punching the grape 

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus
Last night I was punching the grape for the missus