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The Flaming Munz 

The term used to describe irritation to your asshole caused by a combination of boogie boarding, gay anal sex and ultimate frisbee.
Gay Chris had to give the cock instead of receive tonight much to the dismay of his boyfriend Gay Tubba. Seems the saltwater irritated his bung hole last boogie boarding session and gave him the Flaming Munz.
The Flaming Munz by Jon Chino December 14, 2008
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The Flaming Verizon Sanchez 

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.
British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.

What the flaming flying fuck? 

1. An expression of total and utter disbelief or anger. Said when something happens that is as incredible as seeing two people fuck while on fire and flying.

2. What people usually say when you show them a shock site for the first time.
1. Doctor: I'm sorry Little Timmy, but it appears that your belief in Santa Claus has somehow given you a malignant tumor in the direct center of your penis.
Little Timmy: What the flaming flying fuck?!

2. Dan: Hey guys, check out this masochistic sex video!
Everyone but Ben and Kate: WHAT THE FLAMING FLYING FUCK?

The Flaming Munz 

The term used to describe irritation to your asshole caused by any combination of boogie boarding, gay anal sex or ultimate frisbee.
Webby had to give the cock tonight instead of receive as he normally does...... Seems that intense match of ultimate frisbee combined with the saltwater flushing from that rad boogie boarding session this afternoon irritated his bunghole and caused the Flaming Munz.
The Flaming Munz by Jon Chino December 14, 2008

Paint the Flamingos 

To projectile vomit on the person sitting across from you.
Oii, check out Tim. He's so smashed that he's guna paint the Flamingos
Paint the Flamingos by YeeWhoMemes November 29, 2019

The Flaming Amazon

A sexual act in which the male, before ejaculation pulls out of the female and ingites her pubic hair on fire. Then proceeds to extinguish the flames with his jizz.
"That freaky broad begged for a Flaming Amazon."
"You should've seen her jump when I busted out the Flaming Amazon on her"
The Flaming Amazon by maddog088 August 19, 2006

pop the flamingo

Take a huge dump on someones lawn or someone in perticular.
"Dude, i just popped the flamingo on Bill's lawn!"
pop the flamingo by $$Andy June 4, 2005