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Load the dishwasher 

I didn’t have a condom but she let me load the dishwasher.
Load the dishwasher by anonymous November 14, 2023

loading the dishwasher 

a euphemism for cumming inside of a woman
My girlfriend complains that I should take more initiative in loading the dishwasher; otherwise, they get crusty and need to be scrubbed all the more.
loading the dishwasher by Lo Qi December 8, 2023

Loading the Dishwasher 

When you cum inside of a woman and get her pregnant.
I was Loading the Dishwasher about 8 months ago, and now she is a huge, hormonal pregger bitch.

Empty the Dishwasher 

To inconspicuously tell a group you're going to drain the Gock of your transfem tradwife.
"Hold on guys, I gotta go Empty the Dishwasher"

Empty the Dishwasher 

Code for draining the gock of your transfem tradwife.
"Sorry guys I gotta go Empty the Dishwasher or my wife will get mad."

The romanian dishwasher 

when a woman gives you a blow job with a bar of soap so she can give your penis a good cleaning.
even though they were a poor couple, she gave him The romanian dishwasher so he could stay fresh.