taking a girl to the dentist 

This is where a male puts on a condom that has a numbing effect to the penis and then makes the woman perform fellatio where the numbing effects are transferred to the woman's mouth and tongue.

Brennan: "Hey man, have you ever been caught taking a girl to the dentist?"

Elias: "Yea dude, your sister couldn't speak for an hour afterwards and your mom stopped sending me text messages."

taking a girl to the dentist by Mississippi Jones November 17, 2011

the dentits

When you have your appointment at the dentists office and the female (and/or perhaps male) assistant's breasts surround a side of your face whilst they lean forward.

Jon: "My dentists assistant was cold today, I could feel their nipples on my cheek."
Sam:"Guess you experienced a the dentits today."

the dentits by VarthDader June 22, 2014

straight from the dentist

meaning doing the illegal substance called cocaine and becoming a public mess off of it.

friend 1: dude after i boofed the cocaine i was straight from the dentist
friend 2: fuck yea

straight from the dentist by lmao sofia March 8, 2020

The Dentyne 

To pull off a used condom and squeeze the contents onto the booty calls toothbrush. Typically reserved for a grudge fuck or some scary bitch you don't want to see again now that the booze is wearing off. AKA "Pearlie Whites"

"Hey John, did I see you leave with that Angela bitch?"
"Yeah. We went to her place and I dropped the Dentyne Treatment on her SonicCare."

The Dentyne by Skizunt May 3, 2007

The Dentist 

While getting it on with a girl, right before you blow your load you tell her that you think you see a cavity in her mouth. You tell her to open wide and then you quickly ejaculate in her mouth.

After banging the hell out of my hoe, I say to her open up bitch I see a cavity. I then shoot my load right in her mouth. That's why they call me The Dentist

The Dentist by Pimp Dizzle J FO SHO January 9, 2010

The Dentist 

The act of applying toothpaste to the males "member" and putting the member in the partners mouth and proceeding to brush their teeth. And when the male has reached climax giving the partner a creamy white finish.

That bitch has ass breath so I gave her the dentist

My shit still burns from last night when I gave Sally The Dentist

The Dentist by The Naked Wombat February 9, 2009

going to the dentist 

Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.

That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.

going to the dentist by Cornholio November 4, 2003