The Ass of Nowhere

The country, or in other words a place that you have no idea where the hell you are and everything looks the same.

" My god we're in the ass of nowhere!"

The Ass of Nowhere by Mr. hide September 30, 2006

The Ass Reflex Test

A test that tests the reflexes of your ass

Did you do the ass reflex test?
Yes my ass's reflexes are very fast

The Ass Reflex Test by ASaShA November 9, 2010

the ass trey 

since the duece is too puerto rican for us white people u throw up the three bottom fingers and the pointer and thunb make a hole (make sure the hole is up and you use a psycho face)

so my punk ass grandma made me take a family picture so i dropped the ass trey

the ass trey by purple people eater July 3, 2008

The Ass Rash Special

Get 3 beers and get two willing female participants. Let them get "drunk". Tell all of you friends that you can't drink because of Islam, and tell the girls that you are "plastered and you want to experiment". Take the already drunk girls and bring them to your room. Proceed to fornicate.

"So did you here about Ali Baba last night? He met these two sluts and pulled The Ass Rash Special!"

The Ass Rash Special by Floyd Mouthcandy February 7, 2008

The Ass- Insults 

assburger

a burger made of shit

The Ass- Insults by b2001177 August 20, 2003

The Ass Pancake 

The Ass Pancake is when you get Aunt Jemima pancake batter and you put it on the stove, preferably medium heat. You then stick your ass on it, and wait about 1 and a half to 2 minutes. As you lift your ass, you will discover that the batter has become a pancake, ON YOUR ASS! You may now pick off the bits of pancake, on your ass. ENJOI!

I was fucking this girl, and I ate the ass pancake on her ass

The Ass Pancake by DLEW September 6, 2007

The Ass eater

The ass eater is a commonly used term for the serial rectum licker of houston texas back in 1988 who's named Isaiah Flaschke. He was a night predator who ate EVERYONES ass. No one was safe if you were within 28 miles of him. He won 3 Presidential awards for bravery during his time in iraq where he licked roughly 458 bootyholes on the field risking his life each and every time to incapacitate enemy soldiers. he genuinely couldn't stop so after his discharge in 1994 he travels the usa eating ass, escaping police custody and even kept a collection of bootyflakes as a momento of his ass eating habit.

You look like "The ass eater" bro
*Continues to cum on the floor in anger*

The Ass eater by F a x February 23, 2021