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The Texas Twister

The Texas Twister, also known as The Kansas Tornado or The Oklahoma Okie. It is a sporty/athletic move, that can be pleasurable and dangerous.

It is when two guys are completely naked and oiled up. One guy is laying face down on the floor, with his butt up, and the other guy positions his rock hard penis into the anus of the guy face down. The guy that is on top starts doing the break dance move called the 'Hand Glide' propelling his body in to a fast spinning motion, like a twister. Hence the name: The Texas Twister. Longhorn fans, Tech fans, and Aggie fans love the sport.
Two finance bros get back to their apartment after a night of drinking Shirley Temples at the Meat Locker and one bro says to the other; 'man I'm so rock hard', the other bro says 'lets get these clothes off and oil ourselves up and you can give me The Texas Twister!'

Texas Titty Twister 

When someone grabs a nipple and twists the shit out of it.
You think a purple nurple is bad, you ought to get a Texas Titty Twister.

Texas Turbo Twister 

Twisting one’s nutsuck till separation from the shaft occurs
Ole Jimmy been limping around since his girl gave him a Texas Turbo Twister

Texas Wahoo Twister 

The act of grabbing onto a ceiling fan to spin around on top of that thang while doing it, specifically while on a waterbed.
“The fuzz(femboy huzz) got a lil quirky and gave me a Texas Wahoo Twister”

Texas Sister Twister 

Family game night in Texas. When you twist your penis 180 degrees and pee in your sisters mouth. While playing Twister and yellow is spun.
Me and my sis played a game of Texas sister twister after the red river rivalry game.

Texan Twister 

Turning your finger inside the foreskin and optionally sucking the nuts
Dude i swear she pulled a Texan Twister on me and it felt amazing!
Texan Twister by Vinchtsbtc October 19, 2018