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Tempe Ice Pick

The act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a penis. Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the vagina or anus. It is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect penis is inserted and brought to ejaculation creating what is knowns as an "icy box".
The other day I was having sex with Hector, my latin lover when he busted out the Tempe Ice Pick on me! I must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!
Tempe Ice Pick by Felstar1673 September 16, 2006
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Tempe Dirty 

During intercourse, cuming on the female's tummy, and then farting on the cum so it creates bubbles.
Dude, last night i gave Jenny the Tempe Dirty.
Tempe Dirty by CristoBallz April 10, 2008

Tempe Chicken Sandwich 

Any sex act that leads to an explosion of flavor in the performers mouth while within the City of Tempe.
While visiting my buddy at ASU, I met an hot chick and got a Tempe Chicken Sandwich.

Casa de Tempe 

Famously known as the party house for all ARIZONA STATE CROSS COUNTRY student athletes, where many extracurricular activities occur. Throughout the university it is known as the place to go if you want to do one or all of the following; 1. Consume large amounts of alcohol and liquor. 2. Hook up with girls who are driven there by the dozens. 3. Break anything and everything in the vicinity. 4. Play drinking games for large amounts of money: Keg stand, Louisville Shugger, Beer Pong, Flip Cup. Supposedly they have connections with a vendor that supplies them with the refilling of the house keg every couple of days. Parties are known to start from noon on one day and end on noon the other.
What is the biggest reason why you committed to ASU, when you have all these other schools offering you way more money?

I want to go to ASU because it's ASU, I want to study hard, run harder, and party at Casa de Tempe.
Casa de Tempe by El Sol del Nino September 21, 2011

A Tempe Hangover 

When you have partied so hard the couple days before, that you entire body shuts down
Marvin: "Yo my nigga, When I got back from Spring Training I slept for 16 hours non-stop. Then I woke up to my head feeling like it would split in half!"
Bryce: "That's a Tempe Hangover, my Negro Slave Boy."

Adek Tolong Papa Bapak Dikejar Tempe 

"Adek Tolong Papa Bapak Dikejar Tempe" is a Brainrot AI Cat Video. The video shows up the dad is chased by Tempe, and the son is help with fry it, Later, Dad Chased again by Egg, and the son help again with frying it.

Later, Dad Chased Again by Instant Noodle, and the son want to fry it but the mom call to son for give him back the frying pan for cooking , and the sons saying "Wait a minute, Mom, I'm playing cooking with Dad"
Dad: Adek Tolong Papa Bapak Dikejar Tempe
Son: Fried Fried Fried
Dad: Son Help Papa Father is being chased by eggs
Son: Fried Fried Fried Again
Dad: Son Help Papa Father is being chased by Instant Noodle
Mom: Hello, give me back my frying pan, I want to cook
Son: Wait a minute, Mom, I'm playing cooking with Dad

Ill-tempered 

It’s an adjective and it means having or showing a bad temper; being annoyed and irritable; being cranky or disagreeable. You know the sort of person, they come into work pissed off with everything and everybody and just looking for an excuse to blame somebody for everything that is wrong in their crappy lives, the world, the universe. Thoroughly unpleasant shitbags.
He’s nothing but an ill-tempered scrote.
Ill-tempered by AKACroatalin April 29, 2015