dita von teese 

Very ugly model who got a famous boyfriend and thus some exposure. Stripper who can not dance. Steals routines, ideas, outfits and basically everything from old performers and tries to claim that they are her own. Is proud of the fact that the military painted her picture on bombs that kill children.
Bascially your average white trash silicone gold digger.

Example: Takes credit and claims to be the maker of elaborate stage outfits that are actually designed by the very talented burlesque godess Miss Catherine D'Lish.

dita von teese by Darling April 19, 2004

dita von teese 

Burlesque dancer who is still famous for some reason that nobody really understands. Dresses like my grandma.

Described by Manson in an interview for mansonusa as: ''...some worthless piece of shit who thinks that they are the center of the universe.''

Dita von Teese might not be so happy that her ex-husband is the antichrist. Fun for all of us tho.

dita von teese by Emilyfox February 4, 2008

taesexual 

Only being attracted to Kim Taehyung from kpop group BTS

Person 1: "omg that guy is totally into you, you should go out with him"
Person 2: "sorry, i'm Taesexual"

Person 1: "Uh what?"
Person 2: "I'm taesexual"
Person 1: *backs away slowly*

taesexual by Band_Trash2259 July 15, 2018

teasession

An artificially induced and extra prolonged recession caused by a self-serving group of corporate sponsored idiots.

I heard you lost your job due to this new teasession. You aren't alone, millions more will be unemployed soon due to this teasession, but at least billionaires won't have to worry about higher taxes.

teasession by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

candy tease

when a house is decorated for Halloween, but the motherfuckers dont open the door and give you candy.

Person: That house looks creepy, i bet they have plenty of

candy.

*knocks on door and waits 10 seconds*

Person: Hey asshole i know youre in there, gimme some fucking candy.

Person 2: GTFO noob

Person: Wow what a fucking candy tease...

candy tease by iheartitties November 1, 2010

Spot Tease 

A parking spot that appears to be open, but is actually taken by a small car or motorcycle. Also can refer to a car that takes up 90% of its own spot and 10% of the one next to it, leaving no room for another car to park.

Alright! Parking spot just two away from the mall! Wait...damn Smart Car's parked there! Stupid Spot Tease!!!

Spot Tease by Delaware Mike September 26, 2010

touch me tease me feel me up 

the main part from love talk by wayv
some guy on youtube also made a news video about being addicted to it but i forgot the name

kun: i can hear it callin' from where you are loving the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up
kun: call me when it's after dark something in the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up

touch me tease me feel me up by miodek August 14, 2021