tebowed out 

The day after Tim Tebow wins a football game, and the only thing in sports news talked about is Tim Tebow.

"Dude did you hear about Tebow, he won the game for the Broncos?"
"Dude I have heard that all day long, I'm tebowed out."

tebowed out by spartan4333 December 28, 2011

Tebowed 

Losing a football game in heart-wrenching fashion to an underdog. Usually an unlikely comeback in the final quarter of a football game. Derived from Tim Tebow of the Denver Broncos.

Wow bro, I can't believe the Jets let Tebow win the game like that. They got Tebowed!

Tebowed by BigTimeTimmyBow November 18, 2011

Tebowner 

1. When someone becomes excited over something Tim Tebow does.

2. A boner, erection, stiffy, hard on, etc. caused by Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow wins a game and everyone updates there Facebook status about how glorious he is. They have a Tebowner.

When a friend/acquaintance talks excitedly about Tim Tebow. They have a Tebowner.

Tebowner by DyCKM January 9, 2012

Teboned 

When you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.

Antonym - Lebronned.

Sex is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you're being teboned.

Teboned by I IZ DA BOSS MAN December 3, 2011

Tim Tebowed 

When everything is going well for you and then at the last minute you get completely screwed and you have no idea how, why, when, or where it came from.

I was sitting at work, the job I've held for 35 years with just two days til retirement, when my boss came around the corner and told me I was fired with no benefits. I couldn't believe my boss just Tim Tebowed me like that.

Tim Tebowed by Mit Berekvam December 16, 2011

Tebowed 

(verb) - inexplicably beat or rejected by someone of inferior talent.

Dude, I can’t believe that chick Tebowed you, she wasn’t even that attractive.

Tebowed by psychdoctor November 18, 2011

Tebowed 

verb, used to indicated defeat by a a force that is on paper inferior but continues to enjoy success, for non-quantifiable reasons.

The Chicago Bears got Tebowed today!

or

That test Tebowed me.

Tebowed by DJFreto December 15, 2011