Taxed out 

Burdened, to the point of exhaustion

Shortened from "taxed out of existence"

My boss kept me late every night this week, and I'm feeling a bit taxed out.

Taxed out by GargantuWife May 16, 2016

German taxidermist 

Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables.

I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.

German taxidermist by plyd011 December 24, 2010

Taxidinker 

A taxidermy penis of an animal used as a dildo for sexual activities.

Taxidinkers are commonly made from exotic animals such as bears, horses, and dalmatians.

Robert: "Mom laid the cow penis on the kitchen counter when she was cooking last night instead of throwing it out. Yuck!"
Billy: "Butchers don't give you the penis, Robert... That sounds like a taxidinker if you ask me. Your mom is hot."
Robert: "Shut up, Dad!"

Taxidinker by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Taxidomy

The art of of stuffing dead animals to make them look super derpy.

"That dead bobcat looks like Dom!"
"Yes, that is taxidomy at its finest"

Taxidomy by Schweinebub June 4, 2014

Taxiety 

A nervous disorder or feelings associated with filing taxes, owing taxes, paying taxes, not receiving a tax refund, or any thing else involving an unpleasant tax related situation.

At this time every year I have to take off from work due to taxiety.

The stimulus received for covid-19 may increase taxiety if required to pay it back.

Taxiety by Created for a purpose October 14, 2020

taxed 

To take, or steal something.

Hey, I just taxed John's wallet and he didn't even notice!

Man, I was gone for a second and someoned taxed my calculator!

taxed by Justin April 30, 2002

Taxident 

An accident, or collision involving one or more taxis.

"Oh my goodness! This stupid taxi driver just ran into a pole. We were in a taxident!"

Taxident by michetalks November 12, 2009