T-pain 

That awful pain one gets when they receive a tomahawk axe in the back

Guy 1: Dude, is that a tomahawk axe stuck in your back?

Guy 2: Yeah man, i've been getting serious t-pain for days...

T-pain by Mev90 April 13, 2009

T-Pain 

The pain associated with listening to T-Pain's music.

If condition worsens, seek Dr. Dre.

There was so much T-Pain at the club last night, we heard Buy U a Drank, I'm 'n Luv Wit a Stripper, and Bartender.

T-Pain by PizzaHutSuitcase July 26, 2009

T-Pain 

The best robot imitator in existence.

T-Pains natural voice allows him to produce robot sounds with his face for money.

T-Pain by Sellious November 5, 2011

t-pain 

1. A "musical" artist that does not know how to sing but instead relies on a machine to do it for him. And he insists on buying drinks for girls, most likely to spike them with a roofie because he sucks and would never get with a girl because everyone should hate him. Bottom line, he is the worst thing that has ever happened to the music entertainment industry

kid 1. Dude did you buy t-pain's new single on itunes? Its the bomb!
kid 2. No, I would rather slit my wrists than pay for his music

t-pain by zshobz September 24, 2009

T-Pain 

A Roger Troutman wannabe

Autotune User: You know T-pain?
Talk Boxer: Oh, the guy who so wants to be like Roger Troutman, but can't even sing or use the talk box that he has to use some shitty autotune effect?

T-Pain by The Guitar Man May 30, 2009

T-Pain 

1.Titty Pain/Testical Pain
2. A Really Bad R&B Singer That uses a Program called AutoTune Because he can't sing.
3. An R&B Singer That looks like a fucking crackhead.

Danny- You Did You See Usher Sing Yesterday?
Daniel- Yeah! He was WAY better then T-pain!
(Daniel Punches Danny in the Nuts)
Danny- Fk! I got T-Pain!
(Daniel gives danny a Titty Twister)
Danny- FK! I got Even More T-Pain!
Daniel- Dude you look like ur on Crack! You Look Like T-Pain!
Danny- FUCK!

T-Pain by -Danny- April 9, 2009

T-Pain 

An Updated Version Of Blue Balls Commonly Associated With Lap Dances
Shortened Version Of Testicular Pain.

Kid One: Yo You Been Dating That Hottie For Awhile Now You Gettin Any Yet?
Kid Two: Nope None Straight T-pain.
Kid One: That's The Worst

T-Pain by James Vandling December 30, 2008