The single greatest sporting
establishment in the history of the world. The Sydney Swans play in the AFL,
not to be confused with the NRL, a sport solely concerned with the insertion of a finger into another man's anus. Premiers of the
Australian Football League in 2005, they will surely become the premiers of the AFL in 2008, due to the rampant form of such stars as Barry Hall, Adam Goodes and Craig Bolton.