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Swangaz - (Noun) Another way to describe the infamous 84 znc 83 caddillac rims. Brought into the northern market from the South, are a very sought after commodity around the state of Texas, and spreading nation wide. Started as a Houston based status symbol, and is quickly spreading.
Also swangaz is used mostly on custom vehicles known as slabs or slab which is a late model, big body car.
swangaz by Desert Cock April 26, 2006
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Swaggasaurus Rex 

Tyrannosaurus Rex proportion level of swagger. Kingly swagger so abundant that it drips like Soul Glo.
Girl 1: Who's that?
Girl 2: Girl that's Will. He's such a swaggasaurus rex!

swagasmic 

The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.

Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
swagasmic by JimboWales January 6, 2012

Swangalang

The act of slapping the penis until it makes a 360 degree rotation. This can be done individually, through an immature prank, or by sexual request.
1. The man’s penis did a complete swangalang as he hit it out of boredom.

2. The football player swung his arm and swangalanged his fellow teammate while he wasn’t looking in the shower.

3. The man asked his wife to perform a swangalang while they were in the heat of passion.
Swangalang by Framulation April 4, 2019

swagasaurus rex 

to have out of this world swag! to be a living legend!
did you see how Nate owned the whole room last night? he is a SWAGASAURUS REX

swagasaurus 

Someone with so much swag, it's too hard to handle. You want to date the person, but often the swagasaurus is much shorter than you, which would make it weird.
Anna: Damn, look at that swagasaurus!

Sindy: I would date that hot mess, but he's too short!

Swagasaurus rex 

The highest possible level of swag that a human being is capable of without being high
Dude that guy is a tottal swagasaurus rex