Strangulate

To masturbate with such a tight grip on one's penis that it is denied the oxygen it requires to function properly. Much like in a cartoon, the head turns blue over time. A two-handed grip is used, and it is an extrememely intense action to observe.

Mother: Billy, time for dinner!
Billy: NO!! I'm stangulating.
Mother: Hmm? What does strangulate mean?
Billy: Nothing, keep the door closed please!

Strangulate by CGrip October 2, 2005

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strangulate

1.)To strangle or choke
2.) -ed (strangulated): The act of being strangled, and/or asphyxiated.
3.) -ion (strangulation): Choking/inability to breathe.

1.) If you don't shut up, I'm going to strangulate you with a wire hanger.
2.) I ran my neck into the clothesline, and it felt like I was being strangulated.
3.) The girl who had an asthma attack was suffering from severe strangulation.

strangulate by ZeroSaber August 30, 2003

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Strangubate

Slang for autoerotic asphyxiation.

Person 1: Hey, how do you Kill Bill?
Person 2: Leave him alone with a necktie and a dirty magazine!

Both: Strangubate!

Strangubate by leemute January 14, 2010

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mono lacto strangulation

The act of opening a carton of milk from the wrong side, there by making a general fucked up mess of the entire carton and pissing off all your roommates in the process, because now when they get up to sneak a drink from it in the middle of the night the torn papper is all ganky and torn.

You stupid asshole! That is the worst case of mono lacto strangulation that I have ever seen!

mono lacto strangulation by yesjaydom February 12, 2007