Strangubate

v.it. - A portmanteau of "Strangulation" and "Masterbate". The process by which one masturbates, while having a rope, piano wire, or other device used to strangle around his or her neck.

"No Jeremy, I will not spot you while you strangubate!"

Strangubate by leemute January 6, 2010

Strangubate

Slang for autoerotic asphyxiation.

Person 1: Hey, how do you Kill Bill?
Person 2: Leave him alone with a necktie and a dirty magazine!

Both: Strangubate!

Strangubate by leemute January 14, 2010

strangulationship

when one side of the relationship asphyxiates the other by befriending every social contact, frequenting all the same locations, stalking online and ignoring repeated attempts of the victim to flee.

usually performed from behind as the victim didn't realize the relationship even existed, because there was only one social interaction

steve: so, are you and that chick dating now? she's all over your facebook and keeps showing up at our bar.

bob: no, we slept together once, and now i'm trying to break out of the hold.

steve: break out of the hold?

bob: yeah, strangulationship.

strangulationship by alainmke January 20, 2011

Strangulationship

A state of emotional connectedness between two people, where one or both of the individuals are overwhelmingly possessive.

You know your in a strangulationship when your girlfriend is overbearing. My girlfriend never allowed me to be alone with her sister, initially having no attraction to her sibling I naturally thought this behavior was ridiculous. However, after years of overwhelming mistrust her sister and I would occasionally flirt to poke fun at her ridiculousness. This ultimately resulted in wild unadulterated sex, with her sister, in the upstairs restroom at a family gathering.

Strangulationship by sognatore87 December 18, 2009

Fowl Strangulation 

Choking the chicken

I do believe that I witnessed your little brother engaged in a bit of fowl strangulation.

Fowl Strangulation by iam2eeyore August 19, 2010

strangulate 

to place hands around the neck and squeeze, and then hold. similar to strangling, but strangulating is what real hard-asses and gangsters do.

If you bitches dont refuse to mate, Im gonna have to strangulate.

strangulate by C Grip September 19, 2005

Strangulate 

To masturbate with such a tight grip on one's penis that it is denied the oxygen it requires to function properly. Much like in a cartoon, the head turns blue over time. A two-handed grip is used, and it is an extrememely intense action to observe.

Mother: Billy, time for dinner!
Billy: NO!! I'm stangulating.
Mother: Hmm? What does strangulate mean?
Billy: Nothing, keep the door closed please!

Strangulate by CGrip October 2, 2005