stepped on the rake

To run into trouble that could've been easily avoided if you would've just paid attention.

Boy: "My mom searched my room and found my stash!"

Friend: "Why was she searching your room?"

Boy: "I forgot to clean it like she asked."

Friend: "Sounds like you really stepped on the rake this time."

stepped on the rake by LearBear July 2, 2009

Stepped on a Frog

Euphemism for cracking a nasty fart.
Although it can used in reference to all kinds of farts, from the subtle to the divine, it is especially fitting for the absurdly obscene ones in particular.
Derived from the signature "ribbit" noise that frogs make, used to mimic the gas clawing its way out of your butt.

1. What the hell was that noise Jim? Sounded like someone just died.

Stepped on a frog. Big, nasty wart-covered frog.

2. Who just shit their pants?

Stepped on a frog. I can't help it mom, they are all over the damn floor. They are literally jumping under my every step. Be a good woman and clean this place up.

Stepped on a Frog by barbados118 November 22, 2011

stepped on a duck 

To guff, fart, break wind or quack

Jesus dude, that must have ripped your ass..sounded like u just stepped on a duck!

stepped on a duck by ShavenLunatic October 31, 2003

Stepped on a spirit duck

A spirit duck is crushed when a person passes gas (farts, toots, etc). It quacks but the duck itself cannot be seen because it's a spirit duck. An important distinction from "stepped on a duck"

(Person makes a loud fart). "Oops, I just stepped on a spirit duck."

Stepped on a spirit duck by brandsilence September 20, 2011

stepped on a bagel 

putting oneself into a precarious situation, or an awkward situation in itself

man, you really stepped on a bagel this time.

i don't have enough money for rent this month, when i spent my money on those expensive sunglasses, i really stepped on a bagel

stepped on a bagel by Steve the Magnificent March 3, 2011

Stepped On A Cat 

A term defining what happens when Trinket Taco accidently steps on a cat or an orange, and a ridiculous fart occurs.

Taco: I'm going to go to my Mom's room
Jordan: Okay *On phone with Rene*
Taco: * Steps on Tiger*
Taco: I stepped on a cat and I farted!
Jordan: *dies laughing*

Stepped On A Cat by Sincerely Jordan November 2, 2008

Stepped on a duck 

Another way of saying that you farted.

Me: Aw, man! Did anyone step on a duck?

I farted but I tried to cover it up with "stepped on a duck."

Stepped on a duck by SuperCatgirl2 October 16, 2018