squirmedy

A comedy that causes the viewer to cringe and squirm.

BOY: That episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm was very funny, but it made me really uncomfortable.
GIRL: What do you expect? It's a squirmedy!

squirmedy by Myron Schnitzel January 12, 2008

squirter 

The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation.
That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can also be mistaken for urine...but strangely smells of rose water

when Eddie Lock was watching his porn collection he noticed the girl spurt and he made a big wank,resulting in wrist seziure(similar to Jamie Hales)

squirter by Chris and Stan September 23, 2004

squirter 

A female who can ejaculate, usually with serious force and distance

Damn, she's a squirter!

squirter by pmc November 2, 2002

squinted 

when you get so ripped that your eyelashes are touching which causes distorted vision and temporary lack of judgement

I hit the bong too hard and now i'm squinted and cant see the floor.

I can't drive, I'm too squinted.

squinted by squincy May 25, 2010

squirter 

A woman, who during sexual ejaculation, is able to squirt (cum) from her vagina.

"gosh that Abby's quite the squirter!"

squirter by manchester414 August 9, 2012

squinted 

To get high and your eyes squint.

last night we got so squinted I couldn't see.

squinted by kstan34 July 17, 2010

Squired 

Term coined by general anti-Matt Squire people. Used a general term for fail or general exclamations of fml. A verb, e.g. to be Squired, or "you got Squired!"

K: Guess what? My mom finally got a job!
T: Really? What does she do?
K: I'm not sure yet. I know it's something to with photography or magazines.
T: Oh so that's why I saw her in Playboy!
K: ...

K got Squired.

Squired by Parafamily March 29, 2009