squirreled 

New Zealand slang for getting fucked (sexually).

Last night Robbie picked up Melani at a night club and took her back to his place where he squirreled her all night long.

squirreled by robbie March 10, 2005

squirreled 

Getting really high from smoking weed.

We smoked a fat blunt and we were so squirreled.

squirreled by Squirrely Squirrel Squirreled October 6, 2012

squirreled 

Displaying traits of a squirrel, i.e. furtive, high-strung motions, generally the result of ingesting an illicit substance or caffiene. Regional term in New York City and Ithaca, NY

"Dude, after that triple espresso, I was so squirreled!"

squirreled by M. Hermann June 1, 2005

squirreled 

After a girl is done giving you head she keeps your cum in the side of her cheek tricking you into thinking she swallowed it. Then when you kiss her she spits it back in your mouth.

Ashly gave me the best head the other day, but just when I thought it was ok to kiss her that ho squirreled me!

squirreled by zostron3030 March 13, 2008

Squirreled 

Holiday Life where Cat Naps are encouraged and necessary. The Global World through the Eyes of a Cat Named Squirrel. It's a happy, furry, relaxing place; where cat naps are encouraged and you experience Global Jetset Life to the fullest!

MC: If you were voted Ms. Global JetSet what would you do for the Squirreled?
Candidate: If I were voted Ms. Global JetSet I would fight for Squirreled Peace and I believe in power of The Squirreled Wide Web to make this a reality.

Squirreled by Prozic December 28, 2005

Squirreled 

While a guy is below you, you step on thier crotch and spread there legs apart to the point where it hurts very bad.

Jen walked over to Jayden and squirreled him and Jayden screamed

Squirreled by Ljhnh September 23, 2017

squirreled 

when a girl is sucking your nuts and she bites them

damn, that girl just squirreled my shit

squirreled by dylan_stask March 24, 2023