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Squire-Dorfing 

To squire about town with your papel dorf.
Jeff: Hey pahps, what are you up to today?

Jarren: Oh nothing, just squire-dorfing with my pahps!
Squire-Dorfing by DORFSQUIRE June 2, 2010
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m squared 

To completely screw something up;
To destroy or masacre;
To make something that would be otherwise good, absolutely unbearable;
To completely 'fuck up' something;

Can be synonymus with: annihilate, decimate, murder, slaughhter, butcher, ruin, wreck, oblitherate, etc.
"Dude, they totally m squared that play."

"Man, did you see that chick's face - it looked so m squared."
m squared by disgruntled punter August 10, 2009

p squared (P^2) 

(noun)
abbreviation for:
1) POWER OF THE PUMPUM

2) POWER OF THE PUSSY

When a lady tries to seduce a man for her personal gain.
She would offer vice, or even sex so that a man would put forth effort or finances.

Most of the times, the men involved are unaware of the female's intent, so most men fall prey
examples of p squared (P^2)

1) Alice pretends to like her classmate Bob, and shows interest giving him the impression that he could get vice, or sex. in return she expects help with school work or have him do her school work for her.

2) Shaniqa has sex with Paul so he could purchase a house and car for her

3) a girl would give a fella d slight touch, to get him to buy lunch for her.
p squared (P^2) by TRUTH-MAN-LOL November 13, 2011

nuttier than squirell shit 

Off the wall, to the extreme, maximum levels. Usually in a negative context....Pay attention "USUALLY".
This guy sat near me on the train, had this outfit on that was nuttier than squirell shit, man was it jacked!

bush squared 

You take one cooch and another cooch and you rub them together, what is there not to get?
Mike couldn't convince Lauren to go for the bush squared, but it was a valiant effort.
bush squared by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007
To get absolutely fucked beyond belief. Originated in 1992 when a young Germanist named Squidward invented a particular form of binge drinking involving the mixing of Deutsche lager with breastmilk. His love for breastmilk may have dwindled but his burning passion to get stupidly drunk in untimely situations remained undying and henceforth to get squided became the latest in a long series of terms meaning to get so drunk you're no longer aware of what continent you are on and why your underwear is hanging out of another male's mouth.
Guy 1: Hey man how's the head?
Guy 2: Uuuuuuuuuuuuh
Guy 3: Don't worry Guy 1 he's just hideously squided - fucking wasteman
squided by Jus_get_it_in May 16, 2011