Squiff

adj. Skew, when referring to one's sexual preference.

The idiot was squiff as a carebear.

Squiff by The corrector of bad Grammar December 30, 2004

Squiff

To be scruffy or cute

Hey, that hot girl over there's looking pretty damn Squiff!

Squiff by Arcade82 March 17, 2015

squiff

Dispute, disagreement or misunderstanding in a relationship.

She was upset because we had a squiff.

squiff by providan December 24, 2006

Squiff

A squiff is when someone itches there ass/ genitals and swipes there fingers under your nose. I squiffed you haha

You got squiffed! (Swipe asshole fingers under your nose)

Squiff by Cmf7890 May 18, 2019

squiff

skew, when referring to an individual's sexual preferance.

That homo is squiff as a carebear!

squiff by worm September 19, 2003

Squiff

term used to describe someone who always acts drunk, even when they are completely sober.

OMG is she DRUNK?!! - no shes just a Squiff

Squiff by Sillygyal June 16, 2017

Squiff

A henchman that is also a very close friend like a bub or even a lover that trusts its master, follows he/she and admires he/she. The squiff works for you honored to follow your orders and leaving you with all the responsability and power and makes you feel like you have a friend and/or a lover.

Squiff is also used by chiefs who love their underling with a lot of depth.

In tasks
"My squiff is doing a very good job"

Affective
"-Hey, squiffy. You look good today"

In a relationship (Vulgar)
"-I command you to F*uck me my Squiff.

-Yes, boss! with pleasure!"

Squiff by BlueyMr.DragonHug January 11, 2019