Sandered 

When a person asks the smoker to pass the marijuana to him/her, but people keep passing it to other people and ignoring that person.

stoner's friend: "you only got one hit off that blunt!"

stoner: "Yeah I got sandered."

stoner's friend: "yeah you got sandered so hard bro!!!"

Sandered by community_high_school January 7, 2010

spanner in the waves

TO PRESENT AN OBSTACLE; TO CAUSE A PROBLEM FOR SOMEONE OR SOMETHING.

MAN CITY HAVE PUT A SPANNER IN THE WAVES

spanner in the waves by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010

Sanfered 

The action of getting mugged or robbed at a strip club or gay night club in Florida.

"Did you hear that Michael got sanfered?"
"He got into Stanford???"
"No you fucking idiot! He got mugged at a gay strip club down in Florida."

Sanfered by simplified insults August 19, 2023

Shatnered 

When a situation completely changes tone from reverent to mildly absurd.

Example: When the 2010 Winter Olympics closing ceremony went from the moving extinguishing of the Olympic flame to the tune of Neil Young's "Long May You Run" to William Shatner discussing the hazards of having sex in a canoe.

"Did you see the closing ceremony? It was great, but then it totally got Shatnered."

Shatnered by elbob1023 February 28, 2010

wanking spanners 

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.

im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.

wanking spanners by Codiak July 31, 2003

Spanner Water 

Very cold water that your about to go for a swim in.
Named so as it 'tightens your nuts.'

John: So what was the water like?
Frank: *shivering* Its spanner water mate
John: *goes to get towel*

Spanner Water by <<<SexyAlexy>>> December 24, 2005

Spanner Wanker

Another definition of a Stoker, a MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy.

That Spanner Wanker is a right greasy bugger.

Spanner Wanker by Mr Rusher August 21, 2007