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An abbreviated form of "SO wRecKeD"; referring to a person that is the life of the business party that everyone is buying alcoholic drinks for. Unwisely, the person consumes everything handed to him/her and suffers a negative impact the following day(s). After having been "sork'd" the person finds it near impossible to attend scheduled meetings the following day. If on a business trip, the "sork'd" person may also need to reschedule travel plans to allow proper time to recuperate. This term is related to two other terms: Malaysian Flu and Winterize.
Joe got sork'd last night and didn't make the morning session. Hopefully he wakes up in time to make his flight home.
sork'd by Bobby Blackeyes June 18, 2010
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Sorkineling 

The recreational activity characterized by watching episodes of a critically acclaimed series by Aaron Sorkin intermittently between periods of underwater snorkeling.
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