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A word used in Canada to define the exploits of gentlemen who snif the bicycle seats of ladies in the Summer.
This word was first used by a Canadian Officer during the Second World War. He was stationed at Bawdsey Manor in Suffok with my father, who was bemused when he used the word.
Old Bill would spend his Summer days snarting ladies warm bycicle seats on the streets of Toronto, making him a Snarter.
Snarter by Paolo22 May 13, 2018
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Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.
Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted
Snarted by Be4no February 23, 2015
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Look at the smartie-hills on her.
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This guy is so hot and smart, he is such a Smartie!
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Ashley: "Tell me about it! Find me one too while you're at it."
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Birth control. Such named becuase birth control was invented in worcester massachusettes.
I didn't want to get knocked up so I went out and got some Worcester Smarties.
Worcester Smarties by Miondams Elf January 19, 2008
A combination of a sneeze and a fart both going off at once.
When someone snarted, the whole room started smelling.
snarted by Morgan Rowe June 13, 2005