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melon be smellin 

melon be smellin is a series in tiktok by the user@melon.n.finn . the series started out with melon but then went on with its co-show: finn gets a sniff in. how the series started when melon smelt baby bel cheese, and if she didn’t like the smell, which he didn’t, he would make a very vulgar face that would probably make you laugh. since then he’s gain recognition on tiktok as being a very funny dude with his cats melon.n.finn . 10/10 series for anyone watching, 12/10 for cat lovers like me.
twitch chat: watch melon be smellin
joe bartolozzi: dude what
*10 minutes of watching melon.n.finn later
joe bartolozzi: this is so great dude i love it so much.
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gellin smellin 

those bizzar people on this earth that think that smelling
a nasty shoe is a real turn on.
I caught your idiot roommate gellin smellin my bowling shoes
again last night! he needs a 12 step rehab plan.
gellin smellin by RSD#5 February 21, 2007

Cunt smellin mule deer

A dude who like to smell the pussies of female deer or doe
My friend bob is a cunt smellin mule deer. He likes to whack his ball bag while he sniffs a female deers twat hole.

Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen? 

common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....
Example Robert Ask's Kirsty

Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?

Answer " Allot like Your cousin"

shit-smellin-fucktard 

a stink so aweful that it would make a manure pile smell like heaven. this smell is usually on tanner
benjiman- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL

corydapimp- O MY GOD IT MUST BE tanner THE shit-smellin-fucktard

Bargle Smellin 

he cleaned up rthe bathroom and immediatley spelt bargle smellin

Possum-Smellin’ 

You’re a bit possum-smellin’ man.