Slovakia 

Slovakia is a country in CENTRAL EUROPE not Western Europe! Slovakia is not associated with Slovenia.

Do not classify us as Russians its rude and racist..

Slovakia has the most beautiful girls and guys in the world! WE OWN HOCKEY WHOOOT WHOOT!
Slovakia is a total party place where people live great lives. I love SLOVAKIA! <3 <3 <3

George: "Are you Russian?"
Ivana: "No , I am from Slovakia."
George: "Same thing."
Ivana: "No you idiot!! SLOVAKIA has nothing to do with Russia you american idiot!"
George: "I'm Canadian."
Ivana: "Same shit."

Slovakia by slovakpride October 29, 2012

slovakia 

Very interesting country with a unique culture.

Slovakia used to be part of Czechoslovakia during the cold war.

slovakia by Grendel September 28, 2003

Slovakia 

a country that you tossers from Amerika have no fuckin´ idea about. It is a country situated in the very heart of Europe. It had been a part of Czechoslovakia before it split up in 1993.

Czech: Vodkuï seš? (Where ya from?)
Slovak: Z Martina. (From Martin)
Czech: Kde to kurva je, vole?
(Where da fuck is dat, man?)
Slovak: Na strednom Slovensku, ty kokot èeský! (It´s in Central Slovakia, you checkhead!)

Slovakia by lukka January 24, 2005

Slovakia 

The gayest country in the Balkans

"All Slovakian males are femboys"

Slovakia by ArgonOwO August 27, 2023

check-o-slovakia 

Poker slang. Bad player's modification of the word "check." Made popular among poor players by the movie "Rounders."

"Check"
"Check"
"CHECK-OOOOO-slovakia"

check-o-slovakia by KidNapster February 20, 2005

Slovakia 

The best place to go period. Its a country filled with hot guys, beautiful girls, clubs, bars, and great dances. You can basically do whatever you want there. They are amazing at playing hockey and soccer. They really know how to dance and sing there. Drinking is their like life. That and smoknig. If you love to party and have fun then Slovakia is where you want to go. Eurotrip and Hostile give Slovakia a sucky reputation. Everyone is Slovakia has your back no matter what.Slovakia is awesome!

The Slovakian Mafia bitch.

Slovakia by m o n i c a x3x3 March 4, 2009

slovakia 

one time ? next time

slovak prime minister matelko once said : “ can i go one time ? next time “ and that’s why i love slovakia

slovakia by sofiaisnotokay October 27, 2020