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(verb)

- To party hard.

Related forms:

(adjective) slonking
- Imparting a sensation of relentless force.

(noun) slonker

- A peak-time dancefloor romper.
"I'm looking forward to tonight's slonk."

"That DJ sure played a ridiculously slonking set."

"This badboy is an absolute slonker."
slonk by Tom Field October 6, 2012
The trail left behind by a snail, a slug, or any other mollusk.
The slonk is shiny.
Slonk by Razgriz_166 April 30, 2009
Two guys, seemingly twins separated at birth, virtually identical in appearance and personality. Useless as individuals, however when paired up they can get the job done.
Chris is pretty annoying but when he and Jeff get together they make a pretty good Slonk
Slonk by Mr. French Tickler January 14, 2016
It is now a verb meaning swallowing greedily.
Slonk by Llama2.0 March 2, 2022
to swallow greedily

per the oxford english dictionary in a tweet from 2013
really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style
slonk by theudefinerr April 27, 2023
When I fell over I completely slonked my head on the ground
Slonk by AverageSizedEgg February 3, 2024