Pink Socked 

During non-lubed anal sex the male pulls out abruptly and savagely, leaving the rectum in question protruding like a rolled up pink sock.

Viv: Damn girl you look sore!
Sally: Yeah that bastard I went home with last night pink socked me, and now my farts sound like a New Year's eve party favor.

Pink Socked by Buck Futz June 7, 2009

pussy shocked 

When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.

Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.

pussy shocked by Brian_D December 18, 2007

Slickedness 

The combination of the words "slick" and "wickedness" to end up with a single word to express both words with less effort. (Example, Ginormous)

Thats so slick! No thats pure wickedness! No, thats pure slickedness!

Slickedness by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

Slicked

Getting merked at FIFA with samba skills and wonder goals.

Ajay: Barty you got slicked at FIFA, you suck

Slicked by a-gay February 16, 2010

shocked my pants off 

to be surprised; astounded; blown away

It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!

shocked my pants off by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012

Slonked

Adjective:
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.

Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.

Slonked by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

Yellow Socked 

When a drunk person pisses all over your feet.

Daniel just yellow socked me NOOOOOO!

Yellow Socked by Iamthelaw1987 February 26, 2011